do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
If I were a waiter, I would flirt with patrons by giving them a curly straw instead of a boring normal straw if I liked them. I would also make sure that their chicken and/or pork was dangerously undercooked so they would get sick and I would be able to visit them in the hospital.
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
remember when you feel bad about yourself that jean prouvaire would see nothing but beauty in you and that is a fact
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now